Episodes

Friday Oct 14, 2022
The Lobster
Friday Oct 14, 2022
Friday Oct 14, 2022
This week it's Chris' birthday pick, arty dystopian love story The Lobster! Join us as we discuss animal preferences, just how arty is too arty, and why the area of your back you can't reach is the secret to true love and companionship.
Next week, we celebrate our 250th episode with, er, Starman!
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Friday Oct 07, 2022
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
Friday Oct 07, 2022
Friday Oct 07, 2022
This week we welcome special guest host Logan Humphrey to the pod to help us celebrate the 40th anniversary of Steven Spielberg's ET - The Extra Terrestrial. Join us for some legit filmic analysis for once, and the three normal hosts talking about ET's galactic senate commitments, modern cultural nostalgia misery (again), why Christians shouldn't put umbrellas up indoors, and why dog poo is no longer white.
Oh, and here is leather ET:
Next week it's Chris' birthday pick, The Lobster!
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Thursday Sep 29, 2022
The X-Files
Thursday Sep 29, 2022
Thursday Sep 29, 2022
It's time for Sam's birthday pick, and it's The X-Files! Join us for contractual X arguments, the secret behind the X-Files existence, the birth of Chris' multiverse and an awful lot of Sam breathlessly explaining X-Files lore. Oh, and Agent Bee.
Also, if you ever plan to watch the TV series, watch out - this show is full of spoilers for pretty much the entire thing (although Sam hasn't seen any of this stuff in decades so probably got a lot of it wrong).
Next week, it's the 40th anniversary of E.T. The Extra Terrestrial!
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Sunday Sep 25, 2022
Splice
Sunday Sep 25, 2022
Sunday Sep 25, 2022
This week Sexy Season starts and stops with the decidedly unsexy weirdo horror film Splice, in which a strange blob of flesh is gross throughout. Join us for the sexiest of topics, like behind the scenes credits chatter, ape/human relation myths busted, a woman who loves a fence, kangaroo second husbands, and lots more! This podcast goes places, and none of them are particularly pleasant.
Next episode is Sam's birthday pick - it's The X-Files!
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Monday Sep 19, 2022
Death Race
Monday Sep 19, 2022
Monday Sep 19, 2022
Bloodsports season finally concludes with Paul W. S. Anderson's remake of Death Race 2000, which is just called Death Race. Join us as we discuss Statham, Carradine, badly designed prisons, and Lovejoy.
Next episode, we move on from deadly racing to, er, weirdo pervert body horror, with Splice!
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Monday Sep 05, 2022
Rollerball (2002)
Monday Sep 05, 2022
Monday Sep 05, 2022
This week future bloodsports season rolls on with John McTiernan's remake of Rollerball, a film that isn't half as interesting as the director's own travails. Wiretaps, bankruptcy and jail - Mctiernan's life story has them all, and this film has...well, none of that and not much else. Still, we discuss the terrible cast, the possibility this is the least cool film of all time, the strangest night vision sequence in cinema history, and maybe, just maybe, it isn't even sci-fi after all.... Oh, we also spend a lot of time discussing Michael Flatley's Blackbird.
Next week, this ridiculous collection of films finally reaches an end with Death Race, the Jason Statham one.
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Wednesday Aug 24, 2022
Death Race 2000
Wednesday Aug 24, 2022
Wednesday Aug 24, 2022
Bloodsport/Futuresport/something Season continues with Death Race 2000! Confusingly released a week before last week's Rollerball it's another slice of dystopian American satire, but this time with less of a stick up its posterior.
Next week, we watch the remake of Rollerball, it's, er, Rollerball!
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Friday Aug 12, 2022
Rollerball (1975)
Friday Aug 12, 2022
Friday Aug 12, 2022
This week we commiserate the passing of beloved (?) actor James Caan by watching Rollerball, the 1975 classic (?) in which corporations rule the world and everyone loves watching a weirdo sport. Join us as we try and work out why anyone does anything, discover the secret origin of Britain's favourite greetings card retailer and learn all about Sam's Hollywood Nice Guy Rating System.
Next week, deathsports season continues with Death Race 2000!
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Friday Aug 05, 2022
Prey Special!
Friday Aug 05, 2022
Friday Aug 05, 2022
This week we take a break from ranking for a special episode dedicated to the brand new entry in the Predator franchise, Prey! Alex and Sam, both self-confessed Predator (1 & 2) superfans rank the existing films, take both a spoiler-free and spoiler-filled in-depth look at Prey, and then we have exclusive interviews with Dan Trachtenberg, the director of Prey, and Amber Midthunder and Jhane Myers, the star and producer of the film!
As there's a lot to take in we've taken the unprecedented step of remembering to add some chapter marks for all these different bits:
(2:35) Ranking of Predators
(10:51) Spoiler-free chat
(29:56) SPOILER chat!
(43:04) Dan Trachtenberg interview
(56:48) Amber Midthunder & Jhane Myers interview
(01:12:19) A bit of rambling, and what's coming up next week!
If you want to see Alex and his guest chatting on video both interviews are also available on YouTube. Dan's interview is here, and Amber and Jhane's is here.
Phew! Next week, it's back to a normal ranking with Rollerball!
Want even more? Why not check out episode 71 for our Predator review, 5 for Predator 2, 72 for Predators, and 142 for Alien Vs. Predator!
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I need a lie down.

Friday Jul 29, 2022
The Truman Show
Friday Jul 29, 2022
Friday Jul 29, 2022
Accidental Andrew Niccol Season concludes with the Niccol-penned but Weir-directed The Truman Show - but first we have an impromptu new film review round up, with Chris' opinion on Jurassic Park: Dominion review and Sam's hot take on Brian & Charles. Spoiler: They're both terrible.
We're more positive about the main feature, though. Join us as we revel in almost every aspect of the film, from the structure of the script, to the unique score music, praise for Jim Carrey's first dramatic turn, and find out where all promotional material for the film ended up.
Next week join us (a couple of days late, embargos innit) for some exclusive Prey interview content and Alex and Sam reviewing this bold new entry in the Predator franchise!
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Friday Jul 22, 2022
S1M0NE
Friday Jul 22, 2022
Friday Jul 22, 2022
We're back, we've survived the heat, and we're here to continue Accidental Andrew Niccol Season with S1M0NE! Join us as we discuss deepfakes, the future of cinema, how much of this film is intentional, we pitch loads of different endings and Gun Machine is born. And there's even time for a quiz!
Here's the article about the increasingly backward facing state of Hollywood and music that Sam vaguely references.
Next week, Accidental Andrew Niccol Season concludes with (Peter Weir's) The Truman Show!
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Friday Jul 08, 2022
In Time
Friday Jul 08, 2022
Friday Jul 08, 2022
This week, we watch we kick off our accidental Andrew Niccol season with In Time, a film with a premise so stupid that Chris' brain momentarily breaks, any attempt at a plot breakdown descends into time related madness, and Alex gradually realises this film is not as good as he maybe thought because he's written another hour of material in his own head. Also, Chris has plans for a dark harem, Alex goes mad and throws his mic, and Sam really wants to know where time comes from. It's a wild episode.
Next week, S1M0N3!
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